My real name

allthingseurope:

Clifden Castle, Ireland (by mikelmcknight72a)

didyouknowgaming:

No More Heroes.

http://www.1up.com/news/nordic-game-conference-heroes-film

thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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atticusatticus:

sunshinekindlyhere:

I will never shop at that store ever!!!

i thought this was a joke but 

no

and even if it were

it still wouldn’t matter

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nayomiejade:

tacgnol:

paralysedbeaver:

Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz (2007), The World’s End (2013) [x,x,x]

I’m so happy someone already made this photoset

Yo, Ant. This one’s better.

(via ladykingsfield)

cliffaddo:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is literally the greatest.

(via glassesandglitters)

jimenhimself:

srsfunny:

Drinking in different countries…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

So true